Sunday, April 13, 2008

Some info for the RSM: New Horizons 2008 — International Conference on ME/CFS Biomedical Research



Hosted and sponsored jointly by ME Research UK, and the Irish ME Trust , the New Horizons 2008: International Conference on ME/CFS Biomedical Research will take place on Tuesday 6th May 2008 in Cambridge, UK.

Now if you look at the line up of speakers there is something really odd, if you keep the RSM line up in mind. Why is this line up not dominated by psychiatrists as you would expect for a NEUROLOGICAL illness..................

Now I also need to rectify something and I might say it was my Bran flakes that got foggy again, aka my Brainfog, but it wasn't, I just misspelled the name of the Dean of the RSM, and someone kindly pointed that out to ME. Thanks.

I have mailed the Dean to apologise, his name should have been: Dr Scadding

The other things is, 001/7, you know our master blaster of espionage with ME, has been on the go again and he was persuaded to 12 sessions of CBT. Yes I don't know either why he would do so but he assured me that the professor who calls himself brilliant said it is the one and only treatment that has worked for himself...... or his bankaccount for that matter....

So 001/7, our espionage bloke with ME, who is not bisexual like the current 007, but he has no objection against Olga Curvova or whatever her name is to take the love scenes a bit further........ when no one is looking that is.........

Anyway, our 001/7 is a bit different from James himself, that is why we call him Earl Grey as you might know as with his ME he can't drink Martini's anymore, even if they are stirred and not shaken or the other way around. For whatever reason his body is alot more sensitive to alcohol and he has told me that he once got drunk from eating some liquor filled chocolate...

But he has assured ME that was all in the mind and he wants to be able to drink alcohol again instead of Earl Grey all day long, so he has just finished his 12 sessions of the magical mystery treatement aka the treatment that professor CBT and his TOP DOGINA use for anything and everything.

Some say they use it to make the trip to their place of work otherwise they are too scared to drive into London, others say he uses it to wash his car but we all know that the one and only reason he developed it is to be able to stand in front of a bunch of doctors at the RSM and continue to tell his porkies.......... about a disease he would not recognise if he would GET it himself.

I read on the internet that the professor cycled to France and back but he claimed that that was only possible because he had 6 sessions of CBT first, yes only six as he has had ELEVEN Million sessions so far anyway.....

Now to come back to 001/7, he was actually looking forward to his CBT sessions, you see he had just read one of many articles by the Dutch CBT delusionists, who are really good at creatively huzzling figures and no editor can count or does any proper reviewing or editing as that is too much hazzle, and these Dutch delusionists claim on a daily base that CBT cures 70% of patients with ME.

Well they call it CFS as we all know and the seasoning behind that is simple. You see that is their way out by the time there is a ME test available so then they can say, look, we told you, we were only talking about CFS......

Anyway, 001/7 has just send me an email with a picture of his car, and if you have a good look you will see a few things.

First of all you can see that he is not a real Bond anymore and that is why the Aston had to make way for a cheaper car.....

Secondly he has told me that CBT is just as Toxic as it shows on the Dr Speedy CBT 2008 Calendar, which is part of an exclusive Dr Speedy line of merchandising which rivals Cristiano Ronaldo and other big time superstars and their line of stuff....

And thirdly 001/7 has send me prove of how dangerous CBT is if you have ME, just have a look at the picture of his car, dreadful...........

Sorry 001/7 but I told you, CBT for ME is just as toxic as Agent Orange for .....



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