NEW SECRET RESEARCH FROM THE CBT KINGDOM

Lovely dovely, Mrs GOBSART and Mr CBT KINGDOM spotted together by our master of espionage, double oo one seven, 001/7, our Earlness himself.

Now we know why these so called ME guideline was derailed long before it was actually written.

At the same time, they are discussing a new and sensational piece of research by the KINGDOM. It is so TOP SECRET, that even 001/7 couldn’t GET HOLD of it. And that says something.

No really, if there is one man that can GET the job done it is him. Even with his suggestibility bug and his exercise phobia that is bugging his Earlness, six out of seven days in the week that is.

So as we all know, he has to lie down and not do much on six days out of seven.

In the DELUSIONAL WORLD of COLLUSIONISM, also know as CBT-itis, a highly contagious disease, spread by mouth or psychiatric articles, this is COMPLETELY normal.

If you would discuss that with your boss, and say look mate, I can only work one out of seven days, he thinks, GREAT. But in the KINGDOM their delusional minds start to work and say, ABSOLUTELY NORMAL. Sort PAVLOV reflex.

You mention ME, they say nothing wrong or they GET a malingering fit of laughter.

Now, we know they have failed their MATHS and LITERACY, but we also know that they must have failed their MEMBERSHIP EXAM for their own jobs.

Just think about it. One minute we are MALINGERING BASTARDS, who harass them like there is no tomorrow.

The next minute we have SUGGESTIBILITY, EXERCISE PHOBIA and the TOP DOG has rewritten the WHO ICD (International Classification of Diseases), but he has been VERY INCONSISTENT indeed.

He has reclassified a neurological disease as a psychiatric one. You might think, this is normal for a DELUSIONIST, and you are right.

You see, if we would be malingering, FEIGNING that is, we have NOTHING AT ALL. Not even a psychiatric illness. Let alone a neurological one. But he still classifies us as a mentally ill.

The next minute though he changes his mind and says we have nothing and he keeps doing that.

He doesn’t have BRAINFOG, he has a tombola for a brain.

Keeps on spinning and spinning and spinning. Must be horrible, this DELUSIONISM combined with the COLLUSIONISM in a TOMBOLA.

So you would think he knows what it is like to have a BRAIN WITH ME, but he doesn’t.

However, as I said, our very own 001/7 is very miserable indeed, even after taking this picture of Mr CBT KINGDOM in bed with Mrs GOBSART. Luckily, someone else has come to his, and our rescue.

It is not a 007, as far as I’m aware. His name is Janko Koolen from the Netherlands. You know, that country were they have their own CBT KINGDOM. They are trying just as hard to write as many silly articles and GET their names in the spotlight, the ME spotlight that is.

The thing is though, they think we have false illness beliefs. What they mean, sorry I’m not saying they are mean, I said, what they mean is, that we belief in the wrong religion.

We should think we can run a marathon, and I am just as healthy as I was when I did so. And obviously they are spot on right.

The only teeney weeney problem is, just like with the DELUSIONISTS in the UK, they have never seen a person with ME. But I agree, that is just a minor detail.

Aaah, I was saying, Janko send me, with some help from Dr Vinicius, you know, that lady doctor, who brought that psycho article to the BMJ and our attention, you know, from those other DUTCH psychiatrists who acknowledged that CBT doesn’t work for ME and that the BASIS of DELUSIONISM is the DENIAL of ME.

Which in normal talk means we are harassing them, when we question this delusion.

But what did Janko find?? Something utterly amazing. On his behalf I have apologised to Kermit and his friends, but this experiment brings you right to the epicentre of DELUSIONISM. Just read on in utter amazement.

This is just a paper experiment but it just tells you all you need to know about the CBT BLOKEYS and their beloved KINGDOM, and their inabilities to do maths, write two letter words, and diagnose a medical problem accurately.

A CBT blokey decided to examine how far frogs can jump. He caught a frog, put one on his desk and shouted "jump".

And the small beast jumped forward. The CBT blokey noted: "a frog with 4 legs jumps 5 meters far".

Then he removed one off the small legs and shouted "jump" again.

This time, the frog jumped and managed 3 meters.

The CBT blokey wrote down: "a frog with 3 legs jumps 3 meters far".

Then he took off another leg and called "jump" again.

The frog waited a moment, but eventually managed to jump despite his handicap. He still jumped 2 meters and again the CBT blokey recorded this.

Another leg was removed. And again the CBT blokey shouted jump.

This time the frog only managed to jump half a meter. The CBT blokey wrote in his research notes: "a frog with 1 leg jumps a half meter".

Then he took off the last leg and shouted "jump" again.

But then the frog did not move.

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And the CBT blokey noted: "a frog without legs is deaf!".

Many thanks Janko for helping 001/7 out when his illness beliefs, the wrong ones that is, stood in his way of successful espionage.