TOP SECRET PROJECT AT ME-6 HAS JUST STARTED

Most people will know what this is. This is a wing mirror on a very fast car indeed. And our James, in his young days as 007, was a very fast bloke himself.

He had a great liking for fast and furious things on two and four wheels and he was always on the go.

But since contracting this suggestibility, he has lost his speed, and many other things have gone down the ME drain as well.

He had to find new interests, and he has managed with some difficulty, but he is still not so keen on the World Championships in KNITTING he has told me once in a melancholic mood.

So instead he has taken up advertising. Even advertising on a small wing mirror on an F1 car will cost you a few million. So our TOP DOG would have to talk a lot to earn that.

Or he could write the same article a million times, or even easier, he speaks to Mr NICE, offers his GOBSART friends a beer, maybe even two, and he has earned ELEVEN MILLION BOB in an hour or so.

Now you could ask, where on earth can double 00 one seven, 001/7, come up with so much money???

Well, he has thought about doing the ITV trick also called the CBT trick. The basics are simple, you use some delusional ideas and you con people out of their money.

Our delusional friends can even learn a trick or two from ITV, as these guys managed to get EIGHTTEEN million, just by letting people phone a phoney number.

Great trick. READ MORE ABOUT THIS GRANDIOUS TRICK HERE.

But seriously, 001/7, has found a sponsor for a fantastic new project. Still top secret so I can't say too much about it yet, but it is gobsmackingly fantastic.

And so he needed some great space to advertise. Looks cool, don't you think??? But it will even be better once you know what it is.

I can't wait to tell you, but for the moment my lips are sealed. Otherwise my life is not only in danger from GET and CBT delusionists but also from my own man, double 00 one seven, 001/7.

Thanks to Ferrari and their F1 team he got a discount and a prime spot. And he has got his project up and running. Well others do the running, he just does the advertising.