Must have been a horrible day for the BLOKEYS. The day he started to feel harassed because of the questions we started to ask instead of licking his heels.......Or are these the so called secondairy gains for psychiatrists, when they talk about neurological illnesses, and sell SO CALLED therapy, which is nothing more than HOT AIR????
Dear Doctor Speedy,
ReplyDeleteYour excellent post has got me thinking. London will be hosting the Olympics in 2012 (don't look at the logo if you suffer from epilepsy)
Why don't we start a campaign to have talking rubbish recognised as a proper sport? We could enter a team of British Psychiatrists and sweep the boards.
When the other nations saw Simon was entered, they would probably withdraw. Luckily the doping control experts still haven't developed a test to tell if people think they are telling the truth.
Dear anonymous,
ReplyDeleteThat would be great, a doping test for CBT BLOKEYS.
Dr Speedy, The British Psychiatric Team are sorry to announce they will have to pull out of of the 2012 Olympic Games due to the IOC decision to introduce a lie detector test for this competition.
ReplyDeleteNone of the team have ever told even a white lie and the withdrawal is caused by multiple long term wrist injuries caused by catching large sums of money the government insists on throwing at them. We wish the team a Speedy recovery.