Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Professor White, can you help out with some CBT please ... for the Mockingbird that is !!!

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  1. AnonymousNovember 4, 2008 at 4:35 AM

    The Mockingbird Song

    Hush, M.E. sufferer
    Don't say a word,
    Psychiatrists have diagnosed
    You as a human turd

    If that human turd
    Thinks Graded Exercise is bunkum,
    Prof Weasel's gonna prescribe you some NICE lithium

    If that human turd
    Really has chronic Lyme disease,
    Prof Offwhite's gonna diagnose somataform disease

    If that human turd
    has an onging virus that ail's yer,
    Chewdie Tralder's gonna say you're afraid of failure

    If that human turd
    has multiple lesions in the brain,
    Prof Verypointyend's gonna sneer you're malingering again

    If that human turd
    Wants biomedical treatment and testing,
    Psychiatrists are gonna say 'You must be jesting'

    If that human turd
    Has a genetic reason to be ill,
    GPs are gonna offer yet another antidepressant pill

    If that human turd
    Wonders where all research funding's gone,
    The MRC's gonna be answerable to absolutely no-one


    And when you don't get better with useless CBT
    You'll still be the least deserving sick of society

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  2. AnonymousNovember 10, 2008 at 3:07 PM

    Anon that's fantastic- nice one!

    Neelu

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