"I dislike conspiracy theories. The smug, self-satisfied, arms-crossed demeanour of those who would have us believe that Neil Armstrong didn’t walk on the moon or indeed anywhere more exciting than a sound stage in Nevada invariably fills me with an uncontrollable need to set them on fire ...."
Is this a genetically engineered cross between a man and a beetroot? We should be told, Dr Speedy.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, we should be told.
ReplyDeleteSorry Dr Speedy,closer inspection has revealed it's probably just a common or garden mandrake root.
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