We GOBSARTS of the MRC

Anonymous said...

We GOBSARTS of the MRC
(sung to the tune of 'We Three Kings')

We GOBSARTS of the MRC
Give psychiatrists all funding for M.E.
Totally illogical
'Cos M.E.'s neurological
We're accountable to no-one,you see.

O! PACE trial of blunders, PACE trial of shite
Selection procedures just not right
Taxpayers we're bleeding - £5 million needing
PACE trial is M.E.s darkest night

CBT's the psychiatrist's gravy train
Done solely for their financial gain
They provide it but just can't hide it
Leaves patients exactly the same.

O! PACE trial of blunders...etc.

Pacing's really just common sense
(work it out for yourself,you're not dense)
Who can tell it
When Weasels sell it
Wrapped up as pseudo-science?

O! Pace trial of blunders...etc.

Graded exercise, evil curse
Makes neurological M.E. much worse
The theory's unsound,
Makes the bedbound
Finally leave the house - in a hearse.

O! PACE trial of blunders...etc.

Weasels confused fatigue with M.E.
And they've done it deliberately!
It's so funny,
We shower them money
And we all deny XMRV.