A lecture at 3am in the morning

By Drjohngreensmith Mefreeforallorg:
I was stopped by the police at 3am on the way home from the pub and asked where I was going.

"I'm on the way to a lecture about the effects of alcohol abuse on the human body," I explained.

The policeman said, " Oh Really? And who's going to give a lecture at this time of the morning?"

"My wife," I replied.