On the First day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: An unscientific somatisation theory
On the Second day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Third day of Christmas my False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Fourth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Fifth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Sixth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Six physios a mocking Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Seventh day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Seven immoral psychiatrists Six physios a mocking Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Eighth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Eight denials of xmrv Seven immoral psychiatrists Six physios a mocking Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Ninth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Nine fat cats insurers dancing Eight denials of xmrv Seven immoral psychiatrists Six physios a mocking Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Tenth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Ten uselss CBT sessions Nine fat cats insurers dancing Eight denials of xmrv Seven immoral psychiatrists Six physios a mocking Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Eleventh day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Eleven harmful Graded Exercises Ten uselss CBT sessions Nine fat cats insurers dancing Eight denials of xmrv Seven immoral psychiatrists Six physios a mocking Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Twelth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.: Twelve MRC biomedical grant research refusals Eleven harmful Graded Exercises Ten uselss CBT sessions Nine fat cats insurers dancing Eight denials of xmrv Seven immoral psychiatrists Six physios a mocking Five useless meetings Four jeering G.P.s Three antidepressants Two lithium tablets
- and sectioning under the mental health act for having the neurological illness M.E.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas Dr Speedy, and better health in 2010!
cont...and Lo! The Weasel king has a fair daughter, Princess Chudie-the-never-afraid of-failure.
Two brave knights vie for her hand in marriage, Sir Offwhite-of-PACE and Sir VeryPointyEnd of FINE.
So the wise Weasel king who sits upon this throne has sent them forth to perform these three tasks, to prove their worthiness of her hand:
1. to solicit many more tributes of UK taxpayers' gold from the Medical Ridiculous Council, that the treasure vaults of the Weasely land of Somatisation (lying somewhere between medicine and psychiatry) may remain stuffed to the gills.
2 to prove that back is white by studying only grey
3 to slay the truth breathing dragon of WPI, who brings evil xmrv research results that threatening the wealth of the Weasely land of Somatisation
On the First day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
ReplyDeleteAn unscientific somatisation theory
On the Second day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Third day of Christmas my False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Fourth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Fifth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Sixth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Six physios a mocking
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Seventh day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Seven immoral psychiatrists
Six physios a mocking
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Eighth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Eight denials of xmrv
Seven immoral psychiatrists
Six physios a mocking
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Ninth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Nine fat cats insurers dancing
Eight denials of xmrv
Seven immoral psychiatrists
Six physios a mocking
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Tenth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Ten uselss CBT sessions
Nine fat cats insurers dancing
Eight denials of xmrv
Seven immoral psychiatrists
Six physios a mocking
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Eleventh day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Eleven harmful Graded Exercises
Ten uselss CBT sessions
Nine fat cats insurers dancing
Eight denials of xmrv
Seven immoral psychiatrists
Six physios a mocking
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
and an unscientific somatisation theory
On the Twelth day of Christmas our False Weasel Gave to M.E.:
Twelve MRC biomedical grant research refusals
Eleven harmful Graded Exercises
Ten uselss CBT sessions
Nine fat cats insurers dancing
Eight denials of xmrv
Seven immoral psychiatrists
Six physios a mocking
Five useless meetings
Four jeering G.P.s
Three antidepressants
Two lithium tablets
- and sectioning under the mental health act for having the neurological illness M.E.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas Dr Speedy, and better health in 2010!
Behold the throne of the Weasel King!
ReplyDeleteSovereign of the land between psychiatry and medicine that lies somewhere beyond the flush
Mighty conquerer of the fabled Sub-Saharan African zebra penguins
cont...and Lo! The Weasel king has a fair daughter, Princess Chudie-the-never-afraid of-failure.
ReplyDeleteTwo brave knights vie for her hand in marriage, Sir Offwhite-of-PACE and Sir VeryPointyEnd of FINE.
So the wise Weasel king who sits upon this throne has sent them forth to perform these three tasks, to prove their worthiness of her hand:
1. to solicit many more tributes of UK taxpayers' gold from the Medical Ridiculous Council, that the treasure vaults of the Weasely land of Somatisation (lying somewhere between medicine and psychiatry) may remain stuffed to the gills.
2 to prove that back is white by studying only grey
3 to slay the truth breathing dragon of WPI, who brings evil xmrv research results that threatening the wealth of the Weasely land of Somatisation