Thursday, December 17, 2009

To CBT or not to CBT ...

Outdoor toilet !!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Dr Speedy for illustrating Chalder's Beach Toilet.

This FINE Complete Bollards Therapy is specifically aimed at helping those pesky M.E. patients who aberrantly believe they have irritable bladders or bowels.

Those patients who wrongly think that they cannot walk to the beach in time to relieve themselves - the bed bound, housebound, and those inland in places such as Birmingham, should immediately be labeled 'afraid of failure' and refused benefits.

Chalder's Beach Toilet has been thoroughly put through its PACEs as part of a multi million MRC funded study. All penguins in Sub-Sharan Africa studied using it are now back at work.

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  1. Two charities are joining forces to fund research into
    ME/CFS.


    ME Solutions and Invest in ME are working together
    to maximise the opportunities to fund research into
    ME/CFS. The research project is:


    The role of XMRV in modulation of
    NK cell cytotoxicity and NK cell gene
    abnormalities in ME/CFS patients and
    normal blood donors


    The project will be carried out by Dr Jonathan Kerr
    and his team from St. George's University, London,
    and Dr Amolak Bansal of the Department of
    Immunology, Epsom & St Helier University Hospitals
    NHS Trust.

    & here's a job description for a vacancy at Dr Amolak Bansal's clinic, 18 March 2005 :

    http://www.sayer.abel.co.uk/MES-Ntravesty.html

    ..."Patients referred to the service often present with complex medical and psychological problems, are highly distressed and may have difficulty accepting and be hostile to the rationale for adopting a cognitive-behavioural approach to the management of their fatigue"...

    ..."return to work through a multidisciplinary cognitive-behavioural programme. "...

    ..."In addition, patients using this service may have problems of an intimate nature eg sexual difficulties, history of trauma or abuse"...

    (no mention that they have a physical illness)

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  2. Thanks Dr Speedy for illustrating Chalder's Beach Toilet.

    This FINE Complete Bollards Therapy is specifically aimed at helping those pesky M.E. patients who aberrantly believe they have irritable bladders or bowels.

    Those patients who wrongly think that they cannot walk to the beach in time to relieve themselves - the bed bound, housebound, and those inland in places such as Birmingham, should immediately be labeled 'afraid of failure' and refused benefits.

    Chalder's Beach Toilet has been thoroughly put through its PACEs as part of a multi million MRC funded study. All penguins in Sub-Sharan Africa studied using it are now back at work.

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  3. Hi there,

    I have a inquiry for the webmaster/admin here at niceguidelines.blogspot.com.

    May I use part of the information from your post above if I give a backlink back to this website?

    Thanks,
    Charlie

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