CBT FOR ME DOESN'T WORK

Hello, gorgeous how are you? I am going to tell you about something so wonderful, something that you really need to learn about. I will be quick and get straight to the point.

My name is Bond, James Bond, and that would be enough in the old days for 007 to have a NICE romantic evening, with any girl he wanted. Well, he told me, things have completely changed.

Since he fell ill with ME, and changed to double oo one seven, 001/7, his whole world has come tumbling down.

He used to love Vodka Martini’s, shaken, not stirred that is. But since this ME stuff got into his system, he has RAM or ROM, or whatever sort of system errors all the time.

The first time he had his Vodka Martini, since falling ill that is, he felt stirred, not shaken himself, and that had never happened before.

It was only after reading a Hummingbirdsguide, that he found out that people with ME might be oversensitive to alcohol.

So since, he orders something else. And he assures me, if he stands at the bar, and asks for an Earl Grey, shaken, not stirred, people think he has gone bananas.

First he tried a Vodka Martini, without Vodka and Martini, but that was .... so silly and empty.

He has persevered though, as that is the only remedy for ME, and people now call him Earl Grey, or his Earlness.

He has tried to seduce girls by saying, my name is Grey, Earl Grey, but somehow that doesn’t work like, Bond, James Bond used to.

However, double oo one seven, 001/7, isn’t one to become depressed, or delusional, as has happened to our beloved friends.

Instead, he has been prowling around, and also in, the CBT KINGDOM, to see what else he could find, as he is still very impressed with their OLD WINE trick.

And his few remaining friends, like the old wine very much, when double oo one seven, 001/7 enjoys his Earl Grey.

Shaken, not stirred that is. Please remember, that, otherwise he can get quite iffy.

If you call him though at ME-6, and double oo one seven, 001/7, answers the telephone, there is only one way of knowing it is him.

Just ask his name.

If he replies with my name is Grey, Earl Grey, you know it is him.

If however he says my name is Bond, James Bond, then run as hard as you can, as that might be a trick from our beloved friends, to find their enemies.

And as you know, they don’t take any prisoners.

Well they do, they lock them up and sentence them, to twelve to sixteen sessions of CBT, with GET as a bonus, given to you by psychologists and nurses, with three hours of CBT training, via distance learning, and by physio’s, who don’t know what ME is.

But as we all know, that is a requirement to work at the CBT KINGDOM.

The physio’s though, have also forgotten the basics of training a completely and utterly healthy human being.

When I was still up and running, I would train three to four times a week, but if I had done a busy on-call the night before, I would not train, or just a tiney weeney bit.

That is called listening to your body, and that is wrong, totally wrong, according to our delusional friends.

They also favour the adagio, increase your training on a weekly base, by as much as they think you should. Increases of 30% are nothing unusual.

A proper athlete, who for example reads Runnersworld, a brilliant running magazine, will KNOW, that a max of 10% is the international standard for completely HEALTHY individuals, to improve your stamina and reduce the risks of getting injured.

Just a simple principal, which has worked miracles for me, and many others, over the years, when I could still run, and before I picked up this exercise PHOBIA. Nasty bug, I can tell you.

Now, our double oo one seven, 001/7, has been in and out of the KINGDOM so often, that he knows his way around with his eyes closed, and he has discovered the most amazing things.

You know about the OLD WINE , but he has now discovered a VIDEO, about CBT and GET (Graded Exercise Therapy), that the KINGDOM DOESN’T want us to see, as it clearly and unequivocally shows, that these so called evidence based therapies for ME, are nothing more than BOILED and BACKED, STEAM FRIED, HOT AIR.

Delicious if you suffer from delusional CBT-itis, a very contagious disease which tends to affect psychiatrists, who failed their math tests, and have a complete shut down off their brains, as soon as they see or hear the word ME.

Now, if you watch this video, see how long it takes before you start to laugh.

Because yes, even CBT and GET therapy can be REALLY FUNNY. Just have a look.

Amazing what a bit of good old spying can do for us. Thanks double oo one seven, 001/7, MUCH APPRECIATED.

Oh, and just listens to the CBT TOP DOG instructing his patients, amazing what you can come up with after many years of Med School and Running a delusional department.