The frightening process

Anonymous said...:


"The frightening process" - sung to the tune of 'The Holly and the Ivy'


The frightening process will be trialled by creepy crawl-y
To see if she can scare children out of neurological M.E.

Oh the making of the profits, how Shrill Sharker SMILEd.
(Don't let unscientific 'research' exploit your sick child!)

Stand on a piece of paper child, yelling NO! at your M.E.
When this doesn't work child, you're not doing it properly.

Oh the raking in of profits, how Shrill Sharker SMILEd
(Don't let unscientific 'research' exploit your sick child!)

Unqualified therapists are delivering this snake oil,
But clients claiming relapses their extravagant claims spoil.

Oh the making of the profits, how Shrill Sharker SMILEd
(Don't let unscientific 'research' exploit your sick child!)

The ME Association and the TYMES Trust both disagree
With this research being passed by creepy's ethics committee.

Oh the making of the profits, how Shrill Sharker SMILEd
(Don't let unscientific 'research' exploit your sick child!)

It's not been trialled on adults, children are more gullible
Unscientific mumbo jumbo forced on the most vulnerable.

Oh the making of the profits, how Shrill Sharker SMILEd
(Don't let unscientific 'research' exploit your sick child!)