Doctor Speedy and ME in search of medical honesty
The Mockingbird SongHush, M.E. suffererDon't say a word,Psychiatrists have diagnosedYou as a human turdIf that human turdThinks Graded Exercise is bunkum,Prof Weasel's gonna prescribe you some NICE lithiumIf that human turdReally has chronic Lyme disease, Prof Offwhite's gonna diagnose somataform diseaseIf that human turdhas an onging virus that ail's yer,Chewdie Tralder's gonna say you're afraid of failureIf that human turdhas multiple lesions in the brain,Prof Verypointyend's gonna sneer you're malingering againIf that human turdWants biomedical treatment and testing,Psychiatrists are gonna say 'You must be jesting'If that human turdHas a genetic reason to be ill,GPs are gonna offer yet another antidepressant pillIf that human turdWonders where all research funding's gone,The MRC's gonna be answerable to absolutely no-oneAnd when you don't get better with useless CBTYou'll still be the least deserving sick of society
Anon that's fantastic- nice one!Neelu
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The Mockingbird Song
Hush, M.E. sufferer
Don't say a word,
Psychiatrists have diagnosed
You as a human turd
If that human turd
Thinks Graded Exercise is bunkum,
Prof Weasel's gonna prescribe you some NICE lithium
If that human turd
Really has chronic Lyme disease,
Prof Offwhite's gonna diagnose somataform disease
If that human turd
has an onging virus that ail's yer,
Chewdie Tralder's gonna say you're afraid of failure
If that human turd
has multiple lesions in the brain,
Prof Verypointyend's gonna sneer you're malingering again
If that human turd
Wants biomedical treatment and testing,
Psychiatrists are gonna say 'You must be jesting'
If that human turd
Has a genetic reason to be ill,
GPs are gonna offer yet another antidepressant pill
If that human turd
Wonders where all research funding's gone,
The MRC's gonna be answerable to absolutely no-one
And when you don't get better with useless CBT
You'll still be the least deserving sick of society
Anon that's fantastic- nice one!
Neelu
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