Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Professor White, can you help out with some CBT please ... for the Mockingbird that is !!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Mockingbird Song

Hush, M.E. sufferer
Don't say a word,
Psychiatrists have diagnosed
You as a human turd

If that human turd
Thinks Graded Exercise is bunkum,
Prof Weasel's gonna prescribe you some NICE lithium

If that human turd
Really has chronic Lyme disease,
Prof Offwhite's gonna diagnose somataform disease

If that human turd
has an onging virus that ail's yer,
Chewdie Tralder's gonna say you're afraid of failure

If that human turd
has multiple lesions in the brain,
Prof Verypointyend's gonna sneer you're malingering again

If that human turd
Wants biomedical treatment and testing,
Psychiatrists are gonna say 'You must be jesting'

If that human turd
Has a genetic reason to be ill,
GPs are gonna offer yet another antidepressant pill

If that human turd
Wonders where all research funding's gone,
The MRC's gonna be answerable to absolutely no-one


And when you don't get better with useless CBT
You'll still be the least deserving sick of society

Anonymous said...

Anon that's fantastic- nice one!

Neelu

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