Monday, November 5, 2007

BOND 22 becomes THE SPY who loved ME


Some will kill for money, some will die for love but only one man has the strength to fight for ME. Who is the Spy who loved ME?

While looking through the bondosphere, I stumbled on an interesting post today. Here’s a quick excerpt.

Bond 22 was the working title of the fine, futuristic and sensational new Bond film.

You would think, if you see the REAL title, that The Spy who loved ME, that it is a remake of the old Roger Moore version.

But it is not.

It is new, it is dynamic, it is supersexy, superbond and typical Earl Grey at his best, as his royal Highness of Earlwood.

It is much more a sequel to the 2006 film Casino Royale, which rebooted the Bond name like tomorrow never dies.

Obviously his Great Craigness is back in his full glory, maybe even without his shirt, on occasion, and he will either play 001/7 or 007.

The producer, Benjamin Cauliflower, hasn’t decided yet, and much depends on the fabulastic screen writing capabilities of John Martin, who has excelled so far as the London Correspondent for the Dr Speedy BLOG in his search of honesty and fairness, just like James himself always does to such greatness.

John is not new to the world of screenwriting, as he has done many production before.

Most of you might not recognise his name, but he has written many great scripts before, and he was the master behind succesful films like WHAT ABOUT ME? and Don’t you think about ME anymore??

To name a few.

But his most illustrous contributions so far have been

  • King of Tat
  • I Need A Drink
  • The Spy who billed ME
  • The Mysterious lives of the Wizards,

    and his most succesful film ever:

  • Watch out for the Tougueless Woman ….

Which recently received raving reviews in many national newspapers in the UK and abroad and was the attraction at the famous film festival in Harley Street, London, where it received the Golden CBT award for best psycho drama in the Hitchcock category.

This time though 007 does love ME, and it makes a big difference, as we can all tell you. Will I give you the chance to have a quick look at an extract of John’s amazing work??

Well, no… not this time.

But you better stay tuned, because I have seen it, and it is not only fabtastic, but also well on its way to a Granny, an Oscar, and also the Nobel prize for Science, Talking, Literature, Chemistry, Peace, and obviously MEDICINE and ME.

It is that fabulastic.

Even his Fleminghood, would never has guessed that Bond would be this good.

So go see it, it will be exactly what you are looking for.

The best advice therefore, is to stay tuned for more, and check it out!

And keep your diaries free for the premiere of this Best Bond EVER.

It is so good, that we will actually invite the CBT blokeys and their GOBSART friends, as well, for an afternoon session, as they still have to go to bed at seven when mummy says it is bedtime.

But we don’t want them to miss out on his Earlness and Craigness at their best, and we like to share our evidence based peer reviewed movie.

Goodbye for now, and good mental health if you have to go anywhere near the KINGDOM.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Paul Haggis' name is going on as the last writer again isn't he?

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