Thursday, November 22, 2007

PUN's and DEN's for NICE and Professor CBT and the likes.

ONE CLICK INFO

Just a few quick questions today. If you click on the picture you will learn more about the ONE CLICK action to take NICE to court.

We are called the YUPPIE FLU campaigners, so is it now time for my yearly YUPPIE FLU JAB????

Mr NICE and so, please mail me your answers.

Now, something else, how can we be malingering sods, if we have YUPPIE FLU???

If you just GOOGLE a bit, or in your case, read a few old books that you seem to regard as state of the art machine, then please check SPANISH FLU out.

Now how many people died of this disease, SIXTEEN million I believe. And as it doesn’t exist anymore, does that mean that it was all in the mind???

On a more serious note, it is time to introduce you and the GOBSART boys and girls to the PUN’s and DEN’s duo.

This duo is playing all over England and many doctors well, how shall I put it mildly, don’t like them one single bit.

You see, just because of that Shipman bloke, who would actually have passed this silly revalidation business anyway, as he was good with his patients and so.

This punters business was invented by a doctor called Dr Eve, and the idea is that you record the PUN’S, that is the Patients Unmet Needs, and then see who is DENSE.

DEN’s that is you silly brainfogger. Also called The Doctors Educational Needs.

Well, in the case of the GOBSART FAMILY and their MAGIC wand team that is quite easy.

You see, they can’t diagnose ME, so they can’t advise us properly, let alone help us the way a doctor should do. So time for PUN’s and DEN’s little fellows.

So in proper punters and dense talk, that means, their educational needs are that they need to learn what ME is, how we diagnose it and the first step in that direction is to BIN their GOBSART booklets.

Read the Canadian guidelines and start afresh. As the Clarkman would say, it is that easy.

And as the GOBSART FELLOWS and their BELOVED CBT friends can’t do what SIX year olds can, I have taken the liberty to make a small and very simple Punters guide to ME, for magic wand addicts and GOBSART lovers.

So read and enjoy and finally learn what ME is.



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