BBC therapy for ME ...

Now, welcome back everybody, if you are not bedbound with ME and you can still travel and tolerate everyday noises than there is a new revolutionary therapy on the market, available from the GOOD Old Beeb and professor C.B.T. is not allowed entrance for reasons I am not allowed to discuss as that would be harrassment but in short because he hasn't got a clue about ME.

"Watching Top Gear on a Sunday evening is one thing, but if you want the full experience, come and join Jeremy, Richard and James in our low-rent studio while they actually record the show", as they say on their site.

You get Mr Big Mouth Clarkson with Captain Slow thrown in for free and Hammond will do his best not to crash while you are there.....

At least that is what he has promised ME but you never know with him.

He is however before you think I don't like him the icing on the cake, the CBT on the psychiatrist and the petrol in the tank, but most of all he is the best dressed man on telly in Britain by a mile or so I am told.....

So go and watch him, get his enthusiasm and forget for a moment that the so called GOBSART FELLOWS and their good old buddies will not be there for starters, and research, peer reviewed by myself, has shown that BBC therapy is part of the Big programm of Graded Laughter Therapy and so the only available option and treatment with a chance of success for this shitty neuro disease that doesn't exist according to the malingering professor but which is destroying lives nevertheless.

So take my advise and go and see the boys. You might want to be there early because you won't see much of Captain Slow if you are at the back, his hair is mostly in the way.

I am told he is always stark naked but no one in the world will be able to tell with hair that has replaced his suit...

He is however funny, witty, sophisticated and most of all, he is the one and only JAMES MAY who will start off the programm by playing The Bohemian Rapsody and ends the programm with Another one bites the Dust with reference to the ONE CLICK APPEAL against the GOBSART FELLOWS, so thank you JAMES, much appreciated....... But you have to be there to fully appreciate the experience, it is that good......

A recording of Top Gear tends to start at around 2pm on the Wednesday before the show airs. Recording takes all afternoon, and people normally get to go home at around 7pm.

If you'd like to get tickets for the show, you can apply on the Applause Store website if you want the only available and effective ME treatment...

Yes really, they know they are that good and so much more effective that they have taken a lesson from the GOBSART PROFESSOR and called their site the APPLAUSE STORE ....

And for everybody who lives abroad, don't worry, the BBC Therapy will come to you as well as Jeremy, James and Richard have embraced the idea of the FA.

You see, in the every near future Arsenal will play Chelsea on the Mururoa Islands, Man U will play Bristol Rovers on the North Pole and Aston Villa and Liverpool will play each other on the moon. You see, the FA, the Football Association is very keen on the ELEVEN MILLION and some, so they want to expand and take the game away from their fan base...

And the BBC Top Gear team has just turned things around and want to do the opposite.

They know that their therapay is the only peer reviewed and scintifically proven ME treatment so they will come to us, porridged....

So good day and good mental health and stay away from CBT fans....