This appeared in the recent edition of the 25% Group magazine:
'The Truth About Penguins'
by Peter Kemp
I wanted to study the nature of penguins
The Canadian definition of penguins is that they are
flightless they can swim largest species up to 1.2m tall they eat mostly fish they lay 1 or 2 eggs they generally live in colonies
the 'CDC' definition of these birds is that they are
flightless they sometimes eat fish they lay eggs they can swim
the 'Oxford' definition is that these birds are
flightless they lay eggs
The 'Oxford' definition was chosen for the research as the others were too difficult to apply. 100 subjects who met the research criteria were studies in Sub-Saharan Africa.
The research found that penguins
live in deserts cannot swim are up to 2.4m tall weigh 200 pounds capable of speeds up to 40mph on land are mostly vegetarian
Conclusion
The research has discovered the truth about penguins. Those funny black and white birds waddling about the ice and swimming in the sea are making fools of everyone. They are not real penguins and should be excluded from further research into penguins. __________________
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that's pointing to Prof Weasel's nowhere land between psychiatry and medicine
This appeared in the recent edition of the 25% Group magazine:
'The Truth About Penguins'
by Peter Kemp
I wanted to study the nature of penguins
The Canadian definition of penguins is that they are
flightless
they can swim
largest species up to 1.2m tall
they eat mostly fish
they lay 1 or 2 eggs
they generally live in colonies
the 'CDC' definition of these birds is that they are
flightless
they sometimes eat fish
they lay eggs
they can swim
the 'Oxford' definition is that these birds are
flightless
they lay eggs
The 'Oxford' definition was chosen for the research as the others were too difficult to apply. 100 subjects who met the research criteria were studies in Sub-Saharan Africa.
The research found that penguins
live in deserts
cannot swim
are up to 2.4m tall
weigh 200 pounds
capable of speeds up to 40mph on land
are mostly vegetarian
Conclusion
The research has discovered the truth about penguins. Those funny black and white birds waddling about the ice and swimming in the sea are making fools of everyone. They are not real penguins and should be excluded from further research into penguins.
__________________
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