Friday, October 12, 2007

NICE AND INTERNET PHOBIA


“How did you find out? Did he tell you?”
“I found out by doing a Google search, an investigative technique available to any six year old with a computer, and one that I recommend to your Junior Men.”

This is a quote from Stuart Woods’s book, Two Dollar Bill.

Something you would expect anybody in this day and age in the Western World to know and be familiar with. Anybody, apart from the boys from the GOBSART Institute of Excellence that is.

If you look at the picture, you’ll see a DREADFUL SUZUKI LIANA. One of the most hideous cars ever made. But in Japan they know that there is something called the Internet, invented by Mr Vint Cerf and a few of his mates. He runs Google now, and they are worth more than the big WallMart consortium, I saw online.

Now what did Mr Suzuki tell his engineers??? Look abroad, see what other companies do and for heaven sake, use the INTERNET. Our customers want a proper product.

Now obviously, the GOBSART Blokeys should take note. The reason why they didn’t use this technique for six year olds, is because we, the patients with ME, are not their clients. The GP’s and other doctors who need to help and treat us, are NOT their clients.

They have only a VERY SELECT group of clients, and those are their CASTLE BUILDING TODDLER friends.

But isn’t there anybody at this GOBSART Institute with not only common sense but also some pride in his job???? Or is that an old fashioned approach????

I saw at SIMON’S BLOG that even your auditor general, who is supposed to watch what is happening with public money, tax money that is, has been making a mockery out of things.

Now to come back to Suzuki, just LOOK at what a STUNNING new car, all that GOOGLING, and looking at models from other manufacturers, has produced. I can’t wait to GET up and running again, to be honest and just put my exercise phobia back in the bin and shred my malingering.

So maybe Mr NICE, something for you to do as well. Shred your ME guideline and use the common sense approach as advocated by Mr Stuart Woods. All the best.

I will help you another time, so your Googling will be made easier.

But see, so stunning can GOOD work be.






2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know this post will be deleted Dr Speedy because people like yourself don't like criticism. I am a world expert on psychological medicine and I know very well the improvemnts in the red car were caused not by the internet as you claim but by SIX sessions of CBT. I have also recently treated a jumbo jet with GREAT success but don't like to talk about it,
Dr Trudy Oslo

Dr Speedy said...

maybe you are right and maybe not.
I'll ask 001/7 to look into that-

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